Thirty seconds before his league’s draft, a member texted the group chat asking for a fresh invitation. His account, it turned out, was registered to an old email address. The Commissioner declined to intervene on the ground that the draft had begun, and the platform drafted the member’s team for him while the rest of the league offered commentary. The member reviewed the result and demanded his buy-in back. The league voted unanimously to deny the request. The member then announced that he did not want to be in the league anyway, told the league to keep his money, and left the chat.
The league moved on. The Commissioner’s wife, who had been wanting to play, took over the orphaned team with enthusiasm. Because she had paid nothing and was playing on the departed member’s stake, the league agreed that if she wins, every member gets his buy-in back. The next day the departed member texted again. He conceded that he had been, in his words, “a little bitch,” and asked to come back in. Petitioner, a league member writing under seal after a breakfast that included two banana pudding Oreos and 300 milligrams of caffeine, asks what the league should do.
We hold that the league should say no. A fantasy league is a voluntary association. Its members may leave it, and this one did. Nothing in our law obliges a league to reopen a door a member slammed on his way out. We also hold, for reasons of hygiene rather than mercy, that the league should send him his money back.
I
We begin with what membership is. This Court has described fantasy leagues as “fundamentally voluntary associations” in which no one holds “some inalienable right to a roster spot.” Commissioner v. Ex-Brother-in-Law, 22-1175-1 (2022). That case concerned the league’s power to remove a member; this one concerns the member’s power to remove himself. A member who no longer wishes to play may stop, and the league may not compel him to stay. But the symmetry runs both ways. Having exercised his right to exit, the member has no corresponding right to re-entry. Readmission is a membership decision, and membership decisions belong to the league.
The departed member’s withdrawal was not ambiguous. He did not go quiet for a week or miss a lineup deadline. He announced that he did not want to be in the league, disclaimed his buy-in, and left the group chat, which in the modern league is the act of resignation itself. In contract terms, he repudiated. And the league accepted the repudiation in the most concrete way available: it gave his team to someone else. The Commissioner’s wife did not merely agree to take the roster; the league restructured its prize pool around her, agreeing that a victory by the house would refund everyone. The league acted in reliance on his stated wish to be gone. Cf. In re Retroactive Distribution of Zombie Team Assets, 24-0822-2 (2024) (once the league has run another play in reliance on a settled arrangement, the window for reversal closes). The window here closed when she said yes.
II
The departed member may respond that his resignation was hasty, that everyone was flaming him, and that he regretted it by morning. We do not doubt any of that. But this Court has already told leagues what to do with members who threaten to quit over a governance decision they dislike: call the bluff. In re Rishawn Holmes Accidental Drop Controversy, 21-1246-1 (2021). If a member “genuinely believes the league’s decision is so unjust that continuing participation is untenable, they may quit. But they should not expect the league to reverse legitimate commissioner decisions under the threat of departure.” Id. This league did exactly what Rishawn Holmes instructed. It called the bluff. The member, to his credit, was not bluffing. A league that calls a bluff and then folds the following morning has not called anything. It has taught every member that the exit is a revolving door, and that the way to relitigate a unanimous vote is to storm out and wait.
Rishawn Holmes also explains why the underlying grievance earns him nothing. There, the auto-drafted member received waived fees because the league had arguably erred in refusing to pause the draft and then corrected a different member’s mistake two days later. Nothing of the sort happened here. The member discovered thirty seconds before the draft that his account lived at an email address he no longer used. That is not a platform failure or a commissioner’s oversight. It is the predictable consequence of not opening the app until the clock read 0:30. The Commissioner’s refusal to stop a live draft for one member’s inbox management was well within his discretion, id., and the unanimous vote to deny a refund was a legitimate exercise of league governance. We have said that fantasy managers enjoy a right to be stupid. Steve v. Pat, 25-1427-1 (2025). The corollary, which we now make explicit, is that the right to be stupid carries the obligation to live with it. An auto-drafted roster is not an injury the league inflicted. It is a roster.
III
A word about the Commissioner’s wife, since a commissioner installing his spouse in a vacated seat is the kind of fact that ordinarily makes this Court sit up. We have voided trades between commissioners and their in-laws, Andrew v. Commissioner, 24-0830-1 (2024), and we have censured a commissioner who rewrote the veto rules to favor his wife, Josh v. Commissioner, 22-1135-1 (2022). What distinguishes those cases is concealment and self-dealing. This arrangement had neither. The Commissioner put the question to the league. The league agreed, and it agreed on terms that eliminate the obvious objection: she paid nothing, so if she wins, nobody loses anything. She is playing for the house, and the house consented. That is transparent governance of a vacancy the league did not create, and we approve it. Whether she should now pay something for her seat, given our disposition of the buy-in below, is for the league to decide. Justice Kelly suggested half price at argument, which strikes us as sensible.
IV
That leaves the money. The member told the league to keep it, and the league is under no obligation to return it. We nonetheless advise that it do so, promptly and without commentary.
The reason is not that he has earned it. It is that a forfeited stake is a grievance that never closes. As long as the league holds his money, he holds something over the league: a story, retold at every barbecue for a decade, about the year his friends took his cash and gave his team to the commissioner’s wife. Return the money and the story ends. This is not in tension with League v. Andrew, 24-0796-1 (2024), which declined to refund paying members because one member had not paid. The refund here runs to the person leaving, not to those staying, and it serves severance rather than compensation. A clean break costs the league one buy-in. An unclean one costs more.
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The departed member’s concession that he behaved like “a little bitch” is accepted, and we treat it as a judicial admission. It is also, we note, the only accurate assessment of the situation he has offered. He may take it, and his money, and find another league. This one is full.
Reinstatement denied. Buy-in to be refunded.
Justice Kelly, concurring.
I join the Court’s opinion in full. I write separately because this case vindicates a rule I announced for the Court five seasons ago and because it lets me record, in a form future leagues can consult, how many chances a member gets.
In In re Rishawn Holmes Accidental Drop Controversy, 21-1246-1 (2021), I wrote that the proper response to a threat to quit is to call the bluff, and that a league which keeps a member after such a threat is “making your own bed.” That was written as prophylaxis. Today it is precedent applied. The league called the bluff. The member left. The Court holds, correctly, that he stays gone. I would only add that Rishawn Holmes was the easier case, since the threat there was never carried out. A member who actually walks has done the league the favor of resolving the question himself.
As to how many chances: the tally in this case is four. Strike one, arriving at the draft with an account tied to a dead email address and discovering it thirty seconds before the clock started. Strike two, demanding a refund because the auto-draft produced the roster that auto-drafts produce, and threatening to walk when the league said no. Strike three, walking. Strike four, asking back in. Baseball allows three, and baseball is a more forgiving institution than a fantasy league in the first week of September. I would not hold that any one of the first two strikes is disqualifying. Everyone forgets a password; everyone has looked at an auto-drafted team and felt something. It is the sequence that matters, and by the third strike the league’s answer had already been given by the member himself.
Finally, the money. I dissented in League v. Andrew, 24-0796-1 (2024), and I would not relitigate it here, but I note that the Court’s refund today reflects a principle I have pressed in a different form: buy-in money should never be the thing a league and a member are fighting about. Send it back, let the Commissioner’s wife pay half price, and set a lineup. The season starts Thursday.